Shopping With Mel

You jog out into the corridor. You make your way through the building but are instantly lost and decide to stop. You look up at the ceiling polystyrene ceiling-tiles, amongst which are air-conditioning fans made out of gold. You see a vacuum cleaner has been left propped up against the wall a little way off - its nozzle is made of gold. At the far end of the corridor you see a vending machine which sparkles under the electric strip-lighting as though it too is made out of gold.

There are two doors opposite you. One is a closed. From behind it you can hear what sounds like a number of people praying.

The other is an open door, with a room. Inside is a PC, switched on.

Do you want to

go into the closed room?
go into the room with the PC and look at pictures of Tom Cruise looking like a dick?